This week, I learned something important: there's
no need to blog, people. No need at all. You can be successful without it and, in the case of the PMN bloggers, perhaps despite it. You can use your
iPhone instead and read your eyes out, or
write your novel on your cellphone for NaCePhoNoWriMo, or
tweet some literary chatter. Or you can use
Twitter to find Amazon products that aren't clearly marked as advertisements (FDIC,
now you don't pay attention?). If you're into snippets, you can buy some books
chapter by chapter from Simon & Schuster, although you might be
screwing the author on e-royalties (but who knows? I have no idea—unless you're MacMillan, in which case
the answer is yes).
And all you smug, hippie e-book readers—you think you're
saving the Amazon rainforest with your interweb books? Nope! And as someone from New Jersey, I can say: the environment? I don't even know what that is.
Bruce Springsteen is writing a memoir, and again, as someone from New Jersey, I can say: this is better than if Jesus Christ himself came back from the dead (again or for the first time, depending on your belief system) and wrote a memoir. Because Jesus couldn't sing for shit.
People are going nuts for authors, and authors are going bananas in general. Frank Bruni's book is being
turned into a TV show, someone distilled
Jodie Sweetin's memoir to the good parts, Rick Riordan is
starting a new series, and
Jerry O'Connor is writing a book on parenting (because being a parent for like thirty seconds requires a book, if your wife is really hot).
Glenn Beck is the new Oprah for thrillers, which is fitting, since the man's life is thrilling. He had his
appendix removed after collapsing on the air (cough on the radio which is less cool cough)! But who trusts the appendix-less? I demand a full organ contingent, friends. Organ-less need not apply.
Mike Huckabee is going on a book tour, and I do have to say, I
love Mike Huckabee (not necessarily for his politics, but for his adorableness and jokes).
AC/DC is not going on a book tour (as far as I know) but they have a book too, and are adorable. The
estate of the late Stieg Larsson is having a less than adorable baby momma drama moment, which hopefully will shake out before the ghost of Stieg has to get involved. Let this teach us all: write a will. And if you don't have any beneficiaries, I am happy to fill in for you. "Laura who blogs at Pimp My Novel" is actually my legal name.
Also making ghosts confused:
re-imagined Dr. Seuss covers. Ghosts are not confused by, but rather are jealous of, the continued vampire love. Gawker asks the vampire trend to
please die, but this
brief history of vampire literature and this
book about Dracula say otherwise. EW got an except from the
Harvard Lampoon satire of Twilight, called
Nightlight, which I think begs the question: what person who likes
Twilight is going to buy this, and what person who dislikes
Twilight is going to chuck twenty bucks down the hole to let someone else make fun of it, when they have
me and I charge nothing?
If you do love
Twilight, and also love Barbie,
Twilight Barbie is here! If you'd like to geek out about something a little less doll-creepy, XKCD has this
awesome, awesome map of where different characters are throughout the story in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. It almost makes you want to buy the
XKCD book, which has an odd traditional publishing path. Geek Dad has a
book gift guide for the geeky man in your life, and there's a great list of
70 facts you never knew about Marvel (the Hulk was almost red! History: rewritten).
And NaNoWriMo writers:
this e-book publisher wants your NaNoWriMo romances, and this
playlist will break writer's block, as you have no time for writer's block. Keep on trucking (only 24 more days!) and you, like the
fake AP Styleguide Twitter guy, can be sassy and agented.
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